1. skypestripper:

    why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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  3. eggtime:

    Please watch this

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  7. curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

    curiosamathematica:

    The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

    It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

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  11. squidwardofficial:

    waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

    image

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  12. badjade:

    letterstopercyjackson:

    *winkes at you* you’re so pretty aphrodite would be jealous

    NO HAVE YOU READ THE STORIES

    NOW SHE’S GOING TO TRY TO KILL ME OR WORSE

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  13. blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

    blackbarmitzvahs:

    Can you imagine the conversation though?

    Queen: I’m going

    Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

    Queen: I’m going I want cake 

    Chief of Staff:

    Queen: 

    Chief of Staff: 

    Queen: I want cake

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  14. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

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