1. warriorchicken:

    I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

    WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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    Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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    I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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      BAM!

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  2. monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:







WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

    monobeartheater:

    abominablemothman:

    paandi:

    weaslee:

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    WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

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  4. Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

    ladyironlungs:

    the-inspired-lesbian:

    This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

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  5. askinnyblackman:

    askinnyblackman:

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  7. thatscienceguy:

    Fire. Dancing. To. Music. On. A. Table… SOMEONE MADE A 2 DIMENSIONAL RUBENS TUBE!

    5 hours ago  /  710 notes  /  Source: thatscienceguy

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  9. fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

    fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

    oeve-at-221b:

    my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

    albus—tumbledore:

    32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

    What?

    nobody say a word

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  10. toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

    toastdurr:

    kurloz-in-a-box:

    toastdurr:

    leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

    toastdurr:

    THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

    they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

    NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

    YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

    nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

    (via clairadactyle)

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  11. deanprincesster:

    one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

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  12. teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

    teganquinruinedmylife:

    teganquinruinedmylife:

    I’m giving this to my history teacher

    Today is the day

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  13. omfgcate:

    dqdbpb:

    we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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    #ITS GONNA BE MAY

    (via waywearywanderer)

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  14. jonnovstheinternet:

    So I heard it’s Earth Day

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  15. jerkidiot:

    wlovepierce:

    jerkidiot:

    sonnyforpresident:

    jerkidiot:

    jerkidiot:

    IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

    REBELLION

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    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

    YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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    STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

    NO

    (via clairadactyle)

    14 hours ago  /  326,830 notes  /  Source: jerkidiot